1) Looking like a Guitar Hero is all about appearances. Shades*, graphic t's**, badass shoes that display your sexual orientation***, and jeans with some sort of tear in them are a necessity. Also, a cool guitar****.
2) Purchase video camera or camcorder of some kind.
3) Go online and download acoustic version of the song "Wonderwall" by Oasis*****.
4) By this time, you should be realizing that being a Guitar Hero is really just all about picking up.
5) Find somewhere where you can be alone******, and set up your camcorder facing you with your guitar, and your boom box behind the camcorder, and begin mimicking the chords that the song is playing.
6) Whilst this mock performance, really feel the music. The future viewer will really appreciate the emotion you are putting in to your fake guitar playing if you give it 110% of your effort and grit.
7) With your new video, show it to attractive, yet musically challenged future******* boyfriends/girlfriends.
8) Learn how to play guitar reeeeeeeeeeeeaaallllyyyyyy gooooooooood.
*Awesomer than regular "sunglasses".
**T-shirts with a cool sayings such as: "cougarbait", "PIMP", "GHIWF" (GuitarHeroIWannaF)
***You only get one chance to let the world know who you want to save with your guitar hero awesomeness. Mess this one up, and your groupies will be unsatisfying.
****Guitar must be included fo sho.
*****Other acceptable songs: "Your Body is a Wonderland" by John Mayer, "Hero" by Enrique Eglasias, "One Less Lonely Girl" by Justin Bieber, "From this Moment On" by Shania Twain, or anything by Bryan Adams.
******No one else is around. Possibly a grassy knoll in the middle of a dense and mystical forest.
*******Almost instantaneously after showing them the video, they will ask you to be their boyfriend/girlfriend.
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