Tuesday, March 2, 2010

How To: Marry Sidney Crosby

1. Watch his golden goal*, and become mesmerized
2. Purchase life-size poster and mount it above your bed, so that you fall asleep under him.
3. Gaze into those sweet honey eyes.**
4. Find the man that came to every hockey game in Canadian attire, and persuade him to change his sign from, "He shoots he scores" to, "He's hot he scored"***
5. Wear a wedding dress to every game that he plays in.****
6. Sneak a ring into his glove, so that when he puts on his glove he also puts on your ring, displaying his love for you.*****
7. When he leaves the rink, the press will be all over the ring on his finger. At this time it is appropriate to flash your matching ring to the press.
8. Et voila! Everyone will now think you are the new Mrs. Crosby, including Sidney himself.

*http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ha9B7f8vKt8
**Falling asleep may become troublesome
***Or, "Hockey is SIDNEY'S game" Or, "You can score on me any day ;)" or, "I'M SINGLE"
****This will ensure that he notices you as his future wife. You are now in contention for the ultimate first wedding draft pick.
*****Just make sure that he doesn't get into any fights that game, as this will cause him to lose the ring when he drops the gloves (but who are we kidding, he's not going to risk messing up that perfect face of an angel)

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