1. Login to your facebook account.*
2. Go to the page of your desired stalk-ee.
3. Comment on every single status they have posted.**
4. Go to their personal information, and find out their e-mail, and phone number.***
5. Comment and like every profile picture they have.****
6. Confess your love for your stalk-ee in their honesty box.
7. Tag your stalk-ee in photos of hearts, couples holding hands, and other romantic things.
8. If they block you from their facebook, create a new account and start all over again.
*This step is crucial if you want to properly facebook stalk.
**Comment with things such as, "Lolz ur soo funneh! teheh", or, "i getz lost in ur werds, just lyk i get lost in ur eyez".
***E-mail and text them as much as you please, but never give away your identity.
****You don't want to come on too strong with your comments, so keep it on the down low, with such comments as, "u look gd in dis pic. but itd look better wit me in it :D :D <3<3<3 !!!"
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