How To: Not Shoot the Puppy

1) If you think we're really talking about shooting an actual puppy, you are stupid*, so go to this site and then you'll understand the rest -http://www.rrrrthats5rs.com/games/dont-shoot-the-puppy/
2) Whatever you do, don't shoot it**. You can do this by not moving your computer mouse at all***.
3) They're going to try and fool you, but don't fall for it****.
4) They're going to try really really hard to fool you, and trust us, thanks to your parents giving birth to you in time to get you hooked on the computer, all of your primal and initial computer instincts will arise. Seriously, you're going to want to fall for it*****.
5) If you are foolish enough to intend on beating this game, you must be fully committed. Go against all of your baser instincts- do not internet-instant chat if you intend to win. Therefore, checking what other players have said (such as Matt: "Level 12 is really hard"), is totally off the table. You must limit your curiosity!
6) Do not become frustrated with the puppy******, this will only cause you to break your focus.
7) If you do, in fact, shoot the puppy, you have successfully wasted an afternoon for no congruent reason.

*Or else incredibly uninformed and get out waaaaaaaay too much.
**The puppy.
***Sounds easy- sooooo not.
****Seriously.
*****Don't. We mean it.
******It's just an innocent cyber/devil creature.