How To: Write a Research Paper

1) Find yourself a quiet space*
2) Open your laptop**, and find the research you have already completed.

3) Plug in your ipod and play some tunes, such as glitch mob or JB or Drake
4) Open Facebook
5) Open Twitter
6) Open Reddit
7) Open Myspace
8) Open Pinterest
9) Open BBC News Online
10) Open Tumblr
11) Open Youtube
12) Open nexopia
13) Open Stumbleupon
14) Open TSN online
15) With your now open tabs***, move to a crowded place****

16) Enjoy the atmosphere*****
17) Wait until the night before the paper is due and spend the entire night completing 20 pages of b******t

*i.e. a library, or graveyard
**if you do not have a laptop, ignore all future rules and go write your friggin paper by hand you hipster
**** Remember to check your tabs as often as possible- there's a whole world out there for you to discover!
**** Preferably somewhere with many attractive people and ALL of your friends
*****Writing a paper is hard!
******ullshi